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Psuedo penis of the week
(Patreon best name winner)

  • Casa Gaza Resort & Casino jihadi jackpot dealer

  • Two knuckles in and now my pee turned white

  • Michael Rockefeller's barbequed penis

  • Make no mistake if the boys lived in 1940s Germany Chrissy D would definitely dime out Yanni P to a sharp dressed goose stepper

  • I'm not Greek Orthodox but you can find me in AOC's box with her feet on my face without socks

  • Akaash Singh better laugh and agree or Schulz is getting a new H1B

  • Nate Barnazi

  • Wife thinks I take pole cause Yanni makes me witch hazel my hole

  • Rekindling with my wife after Donny T sends my Gumar back to the D.R.

  • Rock hard from Blue Chew, I have to think of my wife's sister to glue glue, my dad's a jew jew but my mom is not phew phew

  • I live in that awkward space between Yanni's eyes

  • my trans cock has surprised more italians than mt. versuvius

  • no dece piece so i decided to cut it off and just have a crease it's what it is

  • Yanni sees tits like a ven diagram

  • Uncle Russell's Pussy

  • make no mistake i'm dating a 4'11" latina and fully expect to wake up with my piece cut off

  • Frozen Grapes in my Ass Then Walking Around Shitting Like a Deer

  • Greg Lubedanus

  • My Big Fat Greek Ass Pussy

  • Benjamin Nuttin on You

  • Queefer Sutherland

  • BarackIsAQueenCuzHeSucksOnBigMike’sPeenLaddah14

  • SqueakeSlingShot

  • Fumariana Grandé

  • Cocksnot

  • the Vaticans daycare would not return me to my mom

  • The Virgin Fumary

  • The diarrhea of Anne Franks and Beans

  • Jewish tunnel tour guide